Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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