It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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