Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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