Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
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