Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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