so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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