"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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