we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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