I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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