some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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