return my video game
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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