1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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