Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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