he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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