remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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