do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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