No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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