Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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