this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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