normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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