margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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