I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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