That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
