i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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