Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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