Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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