Cold hands, warm shart.
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
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