There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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