i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
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