These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
i out mim tonsoeep
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