hell yes lets make some ravioli
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
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