I can tuck mytits in my pants
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
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