If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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