I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
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