if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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