so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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