I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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