I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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