Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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