Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Farmville is her only friend.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Randomize
