Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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