he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
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