Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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