i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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