i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
If I die, sorry about rent.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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