Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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