Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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