i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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