hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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