good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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