Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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